Due Dates and Other Such Nonsense

Well, today’s my due date.

And all signs are pointing to my still being pregnant tomorrow.

Yay.

I have, however, decided to do some “research” on natural ways to induce labor.  Pretty much, I’m going to tell my husband that anything I like will help speed the process up.

Yep, mini french silk pie blizzards help women go into labor.  Barbecued hamburgers also have been known to help.  Back massages, too.  Watching partners vacuum and mop is great for inducing labor in the pregnant woman.  Rereading favorite books can also be beneficial when trying to speed up the laboring process.  Sleeping in and being served breakfast in bed is almost a surefire way to get labor going in a high percentage of women.

Am I missing anything?

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